Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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