I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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