Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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