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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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(281): View more from Texas

I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?

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I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.

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