I wish I only lived at night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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