big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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