Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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