I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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