The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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