Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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