If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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