yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I enjoy the company of your penis
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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