On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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