: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This house was built for laser tag.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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