I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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