i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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