she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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