i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
only if we run a train.
done.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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