I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
birth control should be required to get into college
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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