it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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