giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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