We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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