i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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