You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He did a backflip because drugs
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