your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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