i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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