I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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