I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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