she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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