problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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