I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
