trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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