I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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