I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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