my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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