Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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