i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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