Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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