Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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