We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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