There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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