2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
