I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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