We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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