i jhust puked up my retainher.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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