you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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