This is not my ceiling
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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