watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He shit in the fireplace
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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