You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
