Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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