There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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