i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
3 2 1 whiskey
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
