I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You just made me feel so damn special
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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