the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I need water and some morals
He shit in the fireplace
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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