That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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