she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She announced her abortion via fbk
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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